Monday, January 16, 2006

employee utlization of company-5 to 10%

i work in the so called humble exec cadre of my comp.daily cost to company=1000 to 1100.
typical work profile(16/1/06)
->morn get up at 8
->call up boss at 8:15
->ask if there is some specific work(reply no--why the hell is he employing me????)
->i tell him i have some work in a far away place(he agrees--he has no other option)
->get back to bed.(awake at 9.get out by 9:30--OK...OK...Guilty consc. seeps in by then)
->draw money 4m ATM.(have a Rs 40 breakfast...u only geta cup of coffee for something less than that)
->after paying the bill...feel like sucking money out of the company.
->buy a newspaper...board a bus...1 1/2 journey...open up a novel and start reading
->reach dest by 11:30.
->get all his complaints.....feel so bad for him....make empty promises to him(u bloody well know ur boss is going to fuck u up)(productive work--30 min)
-->get out of depot...light a cig and take a auto to stn....stand in queue for 15 min.....sweltering heat---do some birdwatching.......luckily empty train.....go get a seat.....open up the novel....good luck...cute chick in opposite seat
->ph call 4m colleague change in plans....start reading novel again
->get down at Thane...have lunch(Rs 57-masala rice and coke,Rs 3 tips)
->take auto to depot(share auto)...breaks down midway...walk a Km to depot
->royal welcome atleast by depot mgr.....inspect the bus....find no prob with maint.......blabber something about eng. coolant quality to look intelligent.....promise to return after dismantling engine...have a cup of cutting chai with the babu's...collect a letter and return to Thane by auto.
->work done in depot(45 min(along with chai- time))
->call up boss and tell him status--he is happy i have travelled so much today(what a manager)
->come back to Thane Stn.Watch the Ind-Pak match from a showroom window(405-0)(what a match!!!!!!!!)
->get into bus...start reading the novel)
->reach home by 5:15
->employee time utilization---15%
->go to sleep...get up when my room-mate rings me up at 7:00(and says he starting for home 4m dealer...sincere bugger)
->come to sify-iway



comment please-

- Sapta

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